Many people have confided in me about having used the famous “horse de-wormer” as either a prophylactic or to recover from magic cooties. I am here to tell you today, I ain’t above it.
My family has been sick 7 or 8 times already since 2020 began. We’ve all suffered a range of symptoms each time, but I was the only one who suffered any long term effects. The very first time, I got a drip out of one side of my sinus that after nearly two years has never gone away. The last time, I had a dry cough which seems to have in absence of fluid hung around and reappears sporadically. I will cough from time to time at night. I have to slow down my breathing to stop coughing.
Point being, I do believe in magic cooties. I just don’t believe most the hype or propaganda around it. The health department guidelines are ridiculous. I don’t believe they help ANYTHING. They are generally reckless and useless, and I certainly don’t believe that the natural immunity acquired (or vaccination based immunity for that matter) will be effective enough as this thing mutates. At least, I can’t believe that from my personal experience over the past two flu-free years of getting sick multiple times. I think the vaccine is bullshit. It’s just the same bullshit as any other flu shot. And this flu is the same as most other flus. It mutates faster than anyone can claim to have created a vaccine for it. The evidence that this vaccine does anything at all is not even circumstantial. It’s based in wishes and hopes, come to think of it, not unlike Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize.
So having heard all these stories from doctors and friends about using the paste, I invested in some for emergency use only. At this exact moment both my kids are recovering from flu-like symptoms. They are almost gone as I have been feeling like I may have been fighting something off as well. Now, my situation could just be the change of seasons, or it could be nothing at all. My doctor has me on all kinds of supplements to fight off this kind of stuff. I should be fine.
However, I have a pre-op appointment coming up in less than a week for my breast reduction surgery, and I do not want to miss it. I also do not want to potentially contaminate (even though the risk is probably zero) the office staff of my surgeon or create a situation wherein they would have to cancel my appointment.
So, my plan is to use some of my emergency stash this week based on proper weight adjustments which are unmistakably easy to read, at least with the one I bought. I’m only using it a couple days until we are all in the clear, and with my very strict diet and lifestyle, my energy level should soon reflect 100% health once again. Well, doing that and no longer binge watching TV until 4am as per my last entry.
I will report back my experience in a few days as the angel of death passes over us. That’s a joke. But what I can report already in all seriousness is that I am not crapping out my insides as maliciously and falsely reported by Rolling Stone, and also that the apple flavor (for horses) is not untasty. Relative to tasting grapefruit seed extract, drinking echinacea tea or sodium ascorbate powder, it’s a 5 star dessert. You also wouldn’t believe what it’s done for my mane and tail!
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